Tag Archives: Sports

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward … Continue reading →

If I could hit the ball that way… Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice.”Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could … Continue reading →

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.” … Continue reading →

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pygmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said, “Yes.” The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a … Continue reading →

Ohio State’s Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.” Why do Tennessee fans … Continue reading →

Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators 1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took … Continue reading →

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, “Pick … Continue reading →

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked … Continue reading →

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. ‘I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,’ she said. You can order … Continue reading →