Tag Archives: Students

Hopeless Pupil

Posted on February 8, 2014 by Ron

“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.” “Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher, … Continue reading →

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Piranha

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Ron

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell “piranha.” I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem. It is purchasing … Continue reading →

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Exam By Chance

Posted on January 6, 2014 by Ron

A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions. The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin … Continue reading →

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Excellent Grades

Posted on January 5, 2014 by Ron

When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it. The patient should drink lot of water generic super cialis before drinking … Continue reading →

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High School Reunion

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Ron

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits… and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I … Continue reading →

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College Paper

Posted on September 9, 2013 by Ron

How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3. Walk down to the … Continue reading →

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Why Study?

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Ron

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work … Continue reading →

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Miseducation

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Ron

Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided Folic acid and inositol deficiency have been related to the development of a visit description cheapest levitra number of physical or psychological causes. For best results the medicine should be … Continue reading →

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Back from School

Posted on June 12, 2013 by Ron

A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior to leave … Continue reading →

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Perplexing Riddle

Posted on June 12, 2013 by Ron

“It’s time to see how clearly you can think,” the teacher said to his class. “Now, listen carefully, and think about what I’m saying. I’m thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as I have. But … Continue reading →

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