Tag Archives: Students

Historical Hystericals

Posted on April 27, 2013 by Ron

What’s black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper! Why aren’t you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born! Who invented fractions? Take the mixture of turmeric … Continue reading →

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Homework Help

Posted on April 22, 2013 by Ron

“Dad,” said Little Johnny, “I’m late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?” The father said irately, “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.” While the first step of good medical practice is to alter controllable risk … Continue reading →

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School Rules

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Ron

Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often … Continue reading →

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Music Notes

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Ron

The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come It improves lipid profiles and can soft … Continue reading →

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A Following Person

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, “Paul has to go to the principal’s office.” “I wonder why,” the teacher mused. “Because he’s a following person,” … Continue reading →

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Pierced Ears

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Ron

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. “Does the hole go all the way through?” “Yes.” “Did it hurt?” “Just a little.” So use discount viagra cialis http://www.cerritosmedicalcenter.com/pid-3588 and find the … Continue reading →

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Fourth Grade Logic

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Ron

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins … Continue reading →

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What Sound

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Ron

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davey, what sound does a cow make?” Davey replied, “It goes ‘moo’.” “Alice, what sound does a … Continue reading →

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College Cure

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Ron

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?” “Two days ago.” “Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll … Continue reading →

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Flat Tire

Posted on November 22, 2008 by Ron

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to go to a party instead and they didn’t get any studying done. When they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their … Continue reading →

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