Tag Archives: Teachers

A Following Person

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, “Paul has to go to the principal’s office.” “I wonder why,” the teacher mused. “Because he’s a following person,” … Continue reading →

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Why Teachers Go Gray

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Ron

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the … Continue reading →

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Perspective

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” History has proven that even in … Continue reading →

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What Sound

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Ron

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davey, what sound does a cow make?” Davey replied, “It goes ‘moo’.” “Alice, what sound does a … Continue reading →

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School Teacher and the Judge

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school … Continue reading →

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Tough Teacher

Posted on December 13, 2012 by Ron

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with … Continue reading →

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Wise Choice

Posted on December 6, 2008 by Ron

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean … Continue reading →

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Flat Tire

Posted on November 22, 2008 by Ron

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to go to a party instead and they didn’t get any studying done. When they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their … Continue reading →

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Remember

Posted on January 31, 1986 by Ron

One morning as Professor Thompson was leaving for the college his wife told her absent-minded husband, “Don’t forget we are moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty.” Predictably he didn’t remember until he … Continue reading →

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