Tag Archives: Technology

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed … Continue reading →

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. These symptoms are a viagra online store manifestation of natural biological typical reactions to stress and anxiety. A lot of people choose the medication … Continue reading →

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began. … Continue reading →

It’s Time to Turn Your Computer Off and Read a Book When… You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. You name your children Eudora, … Continue reading →

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed … Continue reading →

CHICAGO (UPI) — Oh those computer geeks are a smug bunch, thinking they invented the shorthand communication known as texting or SMS — short message service. LOL. Credit is given to English engineer Neil Papworth, who sent the first short … Continue reading →

Signs That You Are Not Y2K Ready: You’ve backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. You’ve put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting the computer. … Continue reading →