Tag Archives: Technology

Computa-holic 12-Step Program

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed … Continue reading →

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Programmer Logic

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Ron

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. These symptoms are a viagra online store manifestation of natural biological typical reactions to stress and anxiety. A lot of people choose the medication … Continue reading →

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The Best Programmer

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Ron

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began. … Continue reading →

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Time to Turn Your Computer Off

Posted on May 19, 2013 by Ron

It’s Time to Turn Your Computer Off and Read a Book When… You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. You name your children Eudora, … Continue reading →

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What! No E-mail?

Posted on February 2, 2013 by Ron

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed … Continue reading →

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Why Specs Live Forever

Posted on December 15, 2012 by Ron

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by … Continue reading →

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Texting New?

Posted on December 10, 2012 by Ron

CHICAGO (UPI) — Oh those computer geeks are a smug bunch, thinking they invented the shorthand communication known as texting or SMS — short message service. LOL. Credit is given to English engineer Neil Papworth, who sent the first short … Continue reading →

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Y2K Ready

Posted on December 31, 1999 by Ron

Signs That You Are Not Y2K Ready: You’ve backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. You’ve put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting the computer. … Continue reading →

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